| February 28, 2014

Here's some stuff to gossip about:

After attending the Balmain fashion show during Paris Fashion Week, Rihanna attended an after-party in a completely see-through mesh top. Probably because the prudes at Instagram frown upon visible nipples.

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Kim Kardashian, too, appeared in a sheer top at the Vienna Ball in Austria, but she still looks downright demure to us after seeing Rihanna.

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If Paula Deen expects to make a comeback, she should probably choose her words more carefully. In an interview with People, she compared herself to "that black football player who recently came out." (She was talking about Michael Sam, btw.)

Jared Leto's hairstylist is planning to put the "Dallas Buyers Club" star's hair into a bun for the Oscars, but admits that the biggest challenge is not making Jared "look like a woman."

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Jackie and Kelso Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are probably engaged. We can hopefully expect some "Kelso babies," too.

"Anchorman" director Adam McKay says there won't be another sequel, so we'll just have to imagine what Ron Burgundy sounds like when he's reading the news from space (or wherever else that franchise was probably heading).

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"American Idol" judge Jennifer Lopez says she eats a chocolate chip cookie almost every day. (Ha! That's all? We can eat like 10!)

She also stepped out in a lacy crop-top and miniskirt for an "American Idol" party on Wednesday. Perhaps she heard they were serving single chocolate chip cookies.

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Angelina Jolie says she learned to cook while working on her new film in Australia. Hopefully, she'll soon learn how to eat, too.

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Us Weekly reports that Prince Andrew is dating George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, Croatian model Monika Jakisic.

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"Shameless" star Emmy Rossum told E! Online that she doesn't worry about showing cellulite in her nude scenes. But that's pretty easy to say when you don't have any visible cellulite, like Emmy Rossum.

Here's another one: Jada Pinkett-Smith likes how she looks with an extra 10 pounds on her frame. Again, easy to say when you're already a tiny, tiny, minuscule, tiny woman.

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Robin Thicke was probably at fault for his separation with wife Paula Patton, because he told concertgoers in Virginia that he's "trying to get [his] girl back." Just watch it below:

Some of this year's Oscar nominees will be receiving a gift bag containing $80,000 worth of goodies. The priciest item is a $16,000 coupon for hair transplants.

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Leonardo DiCaprio bought himself a $5.2 million home in Palm Springs that once belonged to Dinah Shore.

And finally, a Food Truck in New Orleans is selling a King Cake Burger, which isn't so much a burger as a steak and cheese on an iced bun topped with purple, gold and green sprinkles.

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