10 Funny (But Fantastic) Flapjacks to Try on National Pancake Day
March 8th marks National Pancake Day, so if you're eating literally anything else right now, please place it on the ground and back away slowly. You may resume at midnight.
In the meantime, your diet should consist solely of pancakes, griddlecakes or flapjacks, and whatever toppings or sauces you can fit atop those pancakes, griddlecakes or flapjacks. (Johnnycakes, being more of a flat cornbread, will not be permitted.) You may also consume crepes if necessary, but only if eaten in stacks of three or more.
For meal suggestions, please refer to the preferred pancake recipes provided below. But first, please purge any non-pancake foodstuffs you may have ingested earlier in the day. You have until midnight.