Drinking lots of water and always removing makeup at night? Not that spiel again.
We prefer when stars just straight-up admit their beauty routines are taxing, and when they hit the red carpet, we’d prefer them to flash us a leg and a gaudy stripper heel, a la Helen Mirren at the "Red 2" premiere.
Unfortunately most celebrities aren’t as candid about their red carpet secrets as Dame Helen Mirren is, so we had to do a little digging. Eating your lippy and rubbing food on your face? Heels for dudes? Panty liners where?
Click through for eight weird tricks celebrities use for looking their best when the whole world’s watching. Some of them might come in handy, and others we’ll be staying away from.